Happy Festivus, everyone!
Why don't I start right in with the airing of the grievances?
To everyone on my blogroll: you should have blogged more. Try to do a better job next year.
To the guy going the wrong way through the new roundabout this evening:
what part of "one way" is so hard for you to understand?
To the federal government: I don't have time to list all the grievances, so I'll just take this by branch.
- Executive branch: You've just been nasty as of late.
- Legislative branch: I'm really disappointed in you.
- Judicial branch: Does "a system of checks and balances" sound familiar? Step up the checking and balancing, would you?
To the stores I frequent that started "rewards programs" this year: I find it more rewarding to shop at stores where they don't try to sell me on registering for something anytime I buy something.
More grievances will be aired at the feats of strength. Meet me later at the unadorned aluminum pole.