Bloodfeast

My brother James once told me that, comedy-wise, we were in the post-sarcastic age, the era of the non sequitur.   Or something like that.  I might not have been paying attention.

In that vein, I present to you a strange quiz I found on someone's blog.  The idea is, you start up iTunes (which, of course, you surely have all your music in.  DON'T YOU?!?)  You set it to play all your music in shuffle mode.  To answer each question, you advance to the next randomly-selected song and write down the title.  No matter what it is, you use that title.  Got it?  Here are my results.

1. IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
Make Out Kids

2. WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
St. James Infirmary

3. WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
My Valuable Hunting Knife

4. HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Imagine

5. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE’S PURPOSE?
Weapon of Choice

6. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Everything In Its Right Place

7. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
The Boogie That Be

8. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
Ain't Got So Far To Go

9. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Going In The Right Direction

10. WHAT IS 2+2?
Gotta Get Thru This

11. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Problems

12. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Cherry Scented

13. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Fake It

14. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Silence

15. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Always Crush Me

16. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Cemetery Gates

17. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Fascinatin' Rhythm

18. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Thetawaves

19. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Five Too Many

20. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Middle Man

21. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
B.Y.O.B.

22. WHAT SHOULD YOU POST THIS AS?
Bloodfeast

Comments

[Jesse]

Number 3 turned out... yeah, homicidal...

Number 19 is appropriate... it fits James a bit better.

And I know your secret... you are the Wii Middleman! I can't find a d*mn Wii because you keep hoarding them all!!!!

>.<

[Dave Johnson]

IS that a Daniel Beddingfield song for 10? Hey neither you nor James post the link for the quiz, or did I miss it. I'm just worried that Pac Man Fever is going to show up for my number 5 13 or 20.

[johnahlschwede]

That is Daniel Bedingfield. This isn't a "go to a website and take a quiz" thing, it's a "copy and paste the questions and fill it out" type quiz. I originally found it on some blog while surfing something linked to from digg.com or... something.

Jesse, I'd gladly hook you up with a Wii if I knew where to buy them. Actually, I heard GameStop was going to offer rainchecks on Wiis soon. Story here.

[Dave Johnson]

Copy and paste?!? Who'd a thunk. Actually, now I feel really stupid not thinking about that first. Pezman is a moran!